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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."
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"I have something witty to say Something witty"
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"
"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"
"Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow."
"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."
"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"
"You know how Kim Kardashian thought her butt would ""break the Internet""? I know what would really break the Internet... Nickelback should sing about Comic Sans."
"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."
"It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood."