51193
Joke of the Day
"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
Next Joke
"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"If a girl says vulgarities Is she called vulgirl?"
"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"
"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."
"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."