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Joke of the Day
"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."
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"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."
"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."
"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."
"What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry."
"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"
"Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner? A: Launch meat."
"My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them are to the right of the decimal point."