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Joke of the Day
"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house."
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"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin. ""Nah, thats the last thing I'll need"""
"ME: Wow I have to print this document right now PRINTER: Like, right right now?"
"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"
"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"
"Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!"
"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."
"3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach."
"hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping"