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Joke of the Day

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"Guys insult each other and don't really mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't really mean it either"

"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."

"Standing next to an attractive woman in the elevator. I turned to her and asked politely if I could smell her pussy. Bristling, she snapped ""NO, you can't!"" Oh, I said, ""It must be your feet then."""

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."

"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""

"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."

"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."