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Joke of the Day
"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."
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"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine-shaft? A flat minor"
"I would post a Casey Anthony joke... But my mom would kill me."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?"
"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."
"My buddy told me he wanted to study paleontology... I told him it was a dead-ends job."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight? Oops, this was supposed to be for /r/explainlikeimfive. There's no punch line!"