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Joke of the Day

"""do you have dailysex?"", John received a text... ""Oh idneed, I hvae dyselxia. Hwo did yuo konw?"""

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?? .. She fits into your wife's clothes"

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb... It's quite an obscure number you probably would not have heard of it."

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."

"What do you call a Japanese Transvestite? Nip Tuck"

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."