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Joke of the Day
"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."
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"A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say ""I don't get it?"""
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."
"How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"