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Joke of the Day

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."

"If I were God I would say I'm going to fill the ocean with water but when the Subway employee wasn't looking fill it with Sprite instead."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"

"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."

"settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids"

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."

"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""