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Joke of the Day

"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."

"Had a vasectomy, was told it would stop my ability to have kids... Apparently it just makes them change colors."

"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."

"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."