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Joke of the Day

"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""

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"I'm about to tell my date that my penis is twelve inches wide. I don't know how she's going to take it."
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... [OC] One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No, *CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."
"What's the difference between a happy person and ET? A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light"
"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."
"Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches..."
"I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone"