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Joke of the Day

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."

"I've developed a phobia of elevators I'm taking steps to avoid them."

"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"

"My husband's signature move in bed is to roll over and take eighty percent of the covers with him."

"Young man cashier: Ma'am, if you don't mind me saying, you have really beautiful eyes. What I heard: Ma'am"

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."