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Joke of the Day

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always."

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""

"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either."

"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."