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Joke of the Day

"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."

"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A PILOT, YOU RACIST!"

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Twinkie? Twinkies can cause a national upset."

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."

"Wife: I told you to baby proof the house! Me: I did. That baby has no chance if it comes in here. The bear traps will make sure of that."

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."