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Joke of the Day

"I'm about to tell my date that my penis is twelve inches wide. I don't know how she's going to take it."

"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."

"How are America and McDonald's similar? They are both run by red-headed clowns."

"I held the door open for a clown today... ...it was a nice jester."

"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"What goes thru a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's asshole."

"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""

"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"