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Joke of the Day

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"So I recently opened a suicide bomb shop in Syria, and it's doing great! Prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand Quatro'sinco'ses"

"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."

"What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana."