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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off while the other got assasinated."

"90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything."

"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"

"[writing own obituary before going to the zoo just in case] ""his hatred of lions was well known and dreamt of fighting one two of them"""

"My friend came crying to me after he crashed his brand new Swedish car But I didn't want to hear his Saab story"

"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."

"Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in."

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"What food describes most men? Jerky."

"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."