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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny.. Cum on guys..."
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"I bought a new thesaurus the other day. It's nothing to write house about."
"Go piss on a friend. They may have been stung by a jellyfish & are too embarrassed to ask for help. You'll be a hero."
"What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her skirt? Self employed"
"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."
"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"
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"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
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