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Joke of the Day

"90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything."

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"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."
"Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert"
"Why was the broom late? because it overswept"
"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."
"Wanna see a pig with three eyes [improved] a cop with a body camera."
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