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Joke of the Day

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything""."

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."

"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""

"I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty. But they were worried it would only be worth $30."

"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? There's really no sure way to know."