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Joke of the Day
"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"
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"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"What does Sherlock call his friends? His Holmies"
"What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red"
"I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated"
"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."
"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"
"Did you hear about the couple of gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"Trophy Wife Any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist."