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Joke of the Day
"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."
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"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."
"I think the problem is that I'm 20% stud and 80% muffin."
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"
"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"
"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball..... .... She gagged! haha my favorite joke ever"
"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."