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Joke of the Day
"What food describes most men? Jerky."
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"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, ""YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!"" Best.Insult.Ever."
"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""
"So drunk that if Dracula bit my neck right now, he'd get a Bloody Mary."
"I know I'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name"
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"
"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."
"What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin."