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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"
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"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"
"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."
"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"
"I used to sleepwalk all the time, but now I mix in a little sleepweightlifting a few times a week."
"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."
"If your friend is into BDSM... Should you get them a gag gift for Christmas?"