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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"
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"Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."
"What did the ocean ask the scooba diver? Water you doing here?"
"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"
"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."
"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"