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Joke of the Day

"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."

"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house. ""To fight the Decepticons,"" I said. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."

"Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? .... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal."

"Why does NASA drink sprite? Because they couldn't get 7up"

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."

"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."

"What is the principle argument for a complex pirate? Arg!"

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"I got sick at the airport My doctor said it was terminal"