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Joke of the Day

"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"

"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"

"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"

"This damn hurricane, I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind"

"I love timelines that are 100% unanswered tweets @ celebrities. It's like reading letters to Santa."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"

"Mind: Does a flying dream sound good tonight? Me: Yea! Mind: Horrific shadow demon it is. Me: But I thought-? Mind: Don't worry, it can fly."

"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."