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Joke of the Day

"I used to sleepwalk all the time, but now I mix in a little sleepweightlifting a few times a week."

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"

"If you really think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would be pretty much the greatest thing ever."

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out."

"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."

"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"

"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."