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Joke of the Day

"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"

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"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."
"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"
"I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another"
"brb, taking out the trash so I took out 9gag"
"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"
"Her: ""How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!"" Me: ""I know, I'm completely exhausted."""