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Joke of the Day

"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"

"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has a hook hand..."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."

"Why was Jokeexplainbot angry? Because someone was pushing his buttons!"

"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"