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"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
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"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"
"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."
"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"Texan: So where you from? Harvard graduate: The kind of place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Texan: Where you from jackass?"
"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"
"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"