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Joke of the Day
"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"
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"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""
"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"
"How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer? ...you put the duck in the microwave on high until it's Bill Withers."
"I don't need anyone with a so-called degree ""to"" tell me I use quotes wrong."
"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."
"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."
"I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn."
"What kind of tea does a house drink? Propertea"