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Joke of the Day

"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."

"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"

"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."

"I phoned a local restaurant. I said, ""Hello, can I make a booking for tonight?"" They said, ""I'm sorry, we haven't got any tables."" ""That's ridiculous,"" I said. ""How do you serve the food?"""

"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."

"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"

"What's musical and useful at the grocery store? A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible ""Joke of the Day"" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever."

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"