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Joke of the Day
"An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl. To wit, to woo."
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"Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious"
"Can we just start calling all the reality shows ""America's Got Problems?"""
"What do you call jokes that belong to everyone? /r/Jokes"
"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."
"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."
"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."
"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."
"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."