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Joke of the Day
"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
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"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."
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"TIL TIL means TIL"
"I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since."
"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"
"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."
"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"