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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea does a house drink? Propertea"
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"Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road? Because it's a chicken."
"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"
"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."
"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."
"A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses are like testicles They come in pairs, one is always bigger than the other, they keep knocking on the door but never get in, and if they do, shits about to get freaky."
"A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean...... Both crews were marooned"
"I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends."
"ME: Too much turkey makes me so tired HER: Actually, it makes you sleepy, not tired ME: I'm getting real sleepy of your shit, Debra"