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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"
Next Joke
"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."
"Your so dense, light must bend around you."
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."
"Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?"
"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""