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Joke of the Day

"Your so dense, light must bend around you."

"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"

"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."

"I made my summoner name 'jokeaboutaredditmoderator' on League of Legends The enemy team kept deleting me"

"I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell."

"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."

"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"

"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"

"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."

"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."