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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."
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"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"
"A prostitute propositions a snowman, ""I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."" The snowman hands her $20 and says, ""Be a snow blower."""
"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."
"That awkward sexual tension when everyone leaves the kitchen and you're left all alone with a chocolate cake."
"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."
"cow: where does milk come from? me: *laughs* cow: *laughs* farmer: *laughs* milk man: *laughs* everyone: *laughs* cow: but no, seriously."
"Womb is pronounced 'woom' and tomb as 'toom' So the fact that bomb is pronounced 'bawm' makes my head go fucking *boom*."
"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"
"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."