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Joke of the Day
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
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"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"
"How to avoid clickbait"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"""Daddy, I was just in the bathroom peeing, nothing else. That's all, so you don't need to look."" - my 6yo, not sounding at all suspicious"
"There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ... The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence."
"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."
"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
"Masturbation... ...It comes in handy"