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Joke of the Day

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""

"Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:..."

"I'm trying to explain Twitter to this cop. He still wants to know why I'm driving naked."

"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""

"Definition of a tree.... Something that spends 100 years growing so that it can jump out in front of unsuspecting women drivers"

"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."