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Joke of the Day
"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."
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"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."
"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"
"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""
"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow."
"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""