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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!"

"What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day? Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequillllaaaa"

"My wife asked me 'What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? And if you haven't figured it out by now you'll never figure it out will you.'"

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"How do chinese people name their childre n? They throw a toaster down the stairs. *I realize this is old but I don't know how many people have heard it, so just spreading the joke*"

"Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math. I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?"

"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"

"A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others."