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"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"
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"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"Miami football Heh heh heh."
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"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."
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"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""Hey! You know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies: ""ARRR it's drivin' me nuts!"""
"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."
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