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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."

"Do you remember those old romantic movies where the guy would lay his coat down in a puddle for the woman? WALK AROUND THE FUCKING PUDDLE."

"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"

"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."

"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death."

"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"

"Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa. Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was. He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'"

"US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait..."