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Joke of the Day

"So Hilary, what are your plans for economic development and beating ISIS if you ever win the election? ""I have a boyfriend"""

"Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel."

"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."

"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad? A small medium at large."

"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."

"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."

"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."

"If you googled ""blood libel"" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says ""bukkake"" next."