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Joke of the Day

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"

"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally"

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? She wiped her arse."

"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."

"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"

"what's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in."

"Has anyone else's world ended yet? Mayan hasn't."

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"