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Joke of the Day

"If your opinion about global warming is based on the weather outside then you don't deserve to have an opinion about global warming"

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"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"
"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."
":# <--- emoticon for ""I'm eating a brillo pad"""
"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"
"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."
"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"
"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."
"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"
"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"