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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"
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"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."
"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"
"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."