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Joke of the Day

"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."

"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("

"Tell my WiFi love her."

"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."

"[commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* ""Don't you wish there were a better way?"""

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."

"Turning 30 is like fucking your sister Your dad wishes he could do it again."