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"I used to date a girl called Anna Ward She was a trophy girlfriend."
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"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."
"I took a blind taste test today Turns out they taste just like regular people"
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
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"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"
"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."